Why the fuck is everything i like so fucking hipster

I'm not a hipster!

you know they own triangles now. since when were social groups allowed to own fucking geometric shapes.

and ok, so basically everything i do is generic and hipster, (I'm writing a blog for fucksake), but seriously, seeeriously, I want to be able to like triangles in a maths geek not hipster kind of way.

So, lets counter all of this by me being completely and utterly not ironic. Just appreciate Professor Greens face.

If you crossed Ash Stymest and Eminem don't you think it would look bare like Oliver from the xx

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who wants to hear a silly trend?

i warned you i'd blog about this...

you should not wear your denim gillet over your Am-ap hoody.

Stop trying to make it happen, It's not going to happen! (sorry, got a bit mean girls there.)

Well, why have I not blogged in a while? I'll tell you why, but first i will stop with all these rhetorical questions. Because they are annoying.

I've not blogged because i was in china!! (and i was a bit lazy for about a week before i left)

But CHINA.

It's scary and a bit gross and I'll never go back, but i saw some amaazing stuff.